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Barcelona Disgrace Themselves In El Clásico - Even Jordan Will Score These Chances With Eyes Closed

After today's El Clásico, I have taken a very serious decision. I will never troll Kwesi Sibo again in my life.

For a long time, we have all been insulting Kwesi Sibo for missing clear chances. But today Barcelona showed me that there are people who are worse.

If you calculate square root of 500, that is how many Kwesi Sibos were on the pitch wearing Barcelona jersey today. The way they were missing chances? Ah! It was painful to watch.

Real Madrid did not even have to play too much football. Barcelona themselves decided they don't want to win. Ball in front of goal, empty post, and they will kick it to go and meet the fans in the stands. Simple tap-in, they will use it to do back-pass to their goalkeeper.

Herh! Even Jordan Ayew, the same Jordan Ayew we all like to troll, could score those chances with his eyes closed. With his hands tied behind his back. That is how easy the chances were.

And Lamine Yamal? Akoa no asaaaaan rough! The boy who we all said is the next Messi, today he was playing like he forgot his boots at home. Nothing was working for him. The ball was running away from his legs. The confidence was zero.

Now check Barcelona fans. The whole town is quiet! No noise on the timeline. No "Visca Barça" today. All the mouth they were making before the match, it has finished. Their WhatsApp groups are on mute. Their Twitter has gone private.

Today's match has taught me a big lesson: Never laugh at somebody who misses a goal. Because your own team can come and miss even worse ones on live TV in front of the whole world.

Sorry Kwesi Sibo, you are free.

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