Michael Carrick's Manchester United lost 4-1 to Como on Wednesday, making it two wins in 11 matches across all competitions this season.

That should, by any measure, be curtains for the English coach who acted as the club's hero last season. As sure as day turning to night, the light has vanished. Only darkness remains.

And before you even think about it, no, Cesc Fabregas isn't one of the options. Or Sir Alex Ferguson.

With that, let's look at the next batch of potential United managers who will either be out of their depth, stand zero chance of success due to the club's 'set up to fail' structure, or most likely both.

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Antonio Conte

This would be a disaster, right? But… is there a shout that United and Antonio Conte have been on a collision course to meet each other in footballing hell for many years?

Do they…deserve each other?

As we've seen multiple times in his career - and indeed England - Conte is the type of man to go into a club and cause havoc. He'd be a whirlwind in that dressing room. The Italian would probably hate working within the limitations of INEOS, who in turn, would hate his no-BS style.

That's before you even begin considering Conte's style on the pitch. His aggressive three at the back wouldn't fit a squad that has already shown it couldn't adapt to the complex tactical setup of Ruben Amorim. Now throw in Conte shouting at these players, who aren't used to such emotions, and it makes absolutely zero sense.

That's probably why United should go for it. Nothing makes sense at Old Trafford. This could be the rubber-stamp on the post-Fergie madness that has fans hoping their City rivals have done something awful to take the heat off them.

Julian Nagelsmann

Julian Nagelsmann is over a decade into his managerial career, but has yet to reach his 40th birthday. In that time, the German made his name at Hoffenheim and RB Leipzig, before (disappointing) tenures with Bayern Munich and the German national team. His name is consistently linked with the biggest teams, including United. 

He's undoubtedly a talented coach. Nagelsmann would bring a strong footballing identity, but honestly, I wonder if he actually represents a myriad of issues that United should avoid right now. 

Firstly, he's from the school of Ralf Rangnick, whose time at Old Trafford was an unmitigated disaster that left the club fighting off bad press when he got honest about the shambles behind the scenes.  

Nagelsmann also loves to press, something we know this United squad can't do very well. He often plays a transitional 3-5-2; we also know this United squad can't do that very well. The German coach doesn't tend to leave the midfield as exposed as Ruben Amorim did, but hiring Nagelsmann would likely put INEOS back on the path to rebuilding with a certain rhythm in mind.  

Big Jim won't want to do that after focusing on signing attackers last season, midfielders this summer, and defenders next. 

Eddie Howe

As obvious a fit as there possibly is. Eddie Howe is the best English club manager in recent times. He's used to difficult situations, such as trying to steer Newcastle through their confusing takeover and subsequent increase in expectations, despite an underwhelming end to his stay at St. James' Park. 

One problem British managers keep running into is delivering when they're given the opportunity to step up. United know this better than anyone, with David Moyes. But we've also seen it with Frank Lampard, Graham Potter and Liam Rosenior at Chelsea.  

Most of these guys put together club-defining runs elsewhere. Do British managers have the tactical understanding, versatility, and progressive ideas that we're seeing from their Spanish equivalents? By and large, the answer is no.  

Howe at least plays football positively, with an attacking focus that made both his Newcastle and Bournemouth teams fun to watch and hard to beat. That would probably be an improvement for United.

Kieran McKenna

The Kieran McKenna hype train feels like it's run out of steam.

As harsh as it sounds, a return to the Red Devils would be through a marriage of convenience, rather than him being the right quality of manager that a club of this size needs.  

McKenna's Ipswich were relegated with four games remaining in the 2024-25 Premier League season. He made his name by winning promotion twice from the Championship and once from League One, but there's little evidence he could cut it as the leading man at a club that should be Champions League-level every single year. 

Of course, McKenna's previous time as first-team coach and assistant at United means he is well-known and respected within the club. He is a versatile coach and is well-suited to making the best of a squad that has obvious gaps. 

Sometimes you need to ask yourself, though: would another big side go for him? If you could ask that question and say 'no' when considering Tottenham, it should probably be a pass. 

Fabian Hürzeler

There's no doubt Fabian Hürzeler will complete the transition from young Brighton talent to elite manager before too long. It's a well-trodden path for many of the club's players, including Carlos Baleba, who joined United in the summer transfer window after a year of speculation. 

The good thing for Hürzeler is that he isn't being rushed. Speculation about his future hasn't been too prominent. He's showing all the facets of a quality coach, taking Brighton to eighth last season, with the strength of character that makes him a strong leader. There were times last season the 33-year-old had to deal with whispers of pressure after an inconsistent run of form. He steered the ship well. 

Hürzeler's Brighton play consistently good football, too. Look at the wins against Arsenal and the comeback against Man United in the Carabao Cup earlier this year. The Red Devils decided not to go for Oliver Glasner and Andoni Iraola before settling on the Englishman for a permanent role. So many of the club's signings are Premier League-proven with room to improve, so why not add a manager of the same ilk?